Ep. 038: Bone Tomahawk 2015

It is the official opinion of the back-up deputy that Horror Movie Weekly is One Badass Horror Podcast. In Episode 038, your late-night Horror hosts review the Horror Western Bone Tomahawk (2015). During this review, BillChete equates Bone Tomahawk to Jaws. One of your hosts claim that Bone Tomahawk is an all-time favorite. Another host says it’s the only Western that person likes, even though it “drags like a muffin on the road.” Join us to hear who said what — and why!

Note: This episode was recorded on April 26, 2020, but released on May 17, 2020.

On Horror Movie Weekly, your late-night Horror hosts Jay of the Dead, BillChete and Lady Phantom bring you one recent Horror movie review every Sunday. (We’re defining “recent” as any Horror movie released within the last five years.) And we always reveal next week’s pick at the end of every show, so you can watch along with us and be prepared for the following episode. Join us, and thanks for listening!


SHOW NOTES:

Introduction
— Welcome to Horror Movie Weekly Episode 038
– Jay’s factoids and questions about BillChete’s podcasting archive
– Austrian slasher: Party Hard, Die Young (2020)
– 1BR (2020)
– Larry Fessenden’s Depraved (2019)
– Frankenstein (2016) – An excellent modern update
– Email feedback from Sledgehammer Steve from the UK
– Lady Phantom’s pick for this week: Bone Tomahawk (2015)

[ 00:12:46 ] – Feature Review: Bone Tomahawk (2015) — Genre Classification: Western / Drama / Adventure / Horror

Premise:
Bone Tomahawk in set circa the late 1890s. When primitive, cave-dwelling cannibals abduct a deputy, lady doctor and some horses from the small western town of Bright Hope, the sheriff rounds up a posse of four men to retrieve them from the kidnapping troglodytes.

Ratings and Recommendations: Bone Tomahawk (2015)
Jay of the Dead = 10 ( Masterpiece / Buy it! )
BillChete = 8 ( Buy it! )
Lady Phantom = 9 ( Buy it! )

— Jay also recommend the Horror Western “The Burrowers” (2008)

Next on Episode 039: We Summon the Darkness (2020) — Jay of the Dead’s pick!

Podcast artwork: Lady Phantom
Original podcast theme music: Jay of the Dead


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Jay recommends both of his Top 10 Movies of the Decade shows on Considering the Cinema podcast:
Ep. 023: Dr. Shock and filmmaker Mack Robins
Ep. 016: Jason and MPW co-hosts

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Lady Phantom
Lady Phantom
4 years ago

Great discussion here!

Tony Smith
Tony Smith
4 years ago

Damn, once again I forgot to watch the movie b4 you beautiful podcasters reviewed it…Stupid head of mine

Tony Smith
Tony Smith
4 years ago

You MoFo’s didn’t say this movie was 2 damn hours long…

Lady Phantom
Lady Phantom
4 years ago
Reply to  Tony Smith

We must have mentioned that in the review, but not ahead of time… sorry, Tony. My pick, my responsibility. But then again, I don’t mind long movies. Sorry not sorry. Lol!

horrormovieweekly
Admin
4 years ago
Reply to  Tony Smith

Ha ha ha Tony. Yeah, I always state the runtime at the beginning of each review. But for this movie, I could have watched a four-hour version of it! -J

Nicolas
Nicolas
4 years ago

To add to your comments, I have to point out the rich tradition of the Western crossover with Sci-Fi, Horror, Fantasy called ‘Weird West’. That’s the correct genre classification for this movie, I think, Weird West. There’s lots of fun stories in this genre from the pulp writers in the earlier 20th century; Robert E Howard is maybe the most well known. It’s cowboys & vampires, cowboys & ghosts or aliens, that kind of thing, a really fun niche genre in those classic pulp short stories.

I think of the John Carter novels as having some roots in this tradition too, especially the first one.

Bone Tomahawk is a modern take, with great actors, production and effects, on this classic Weird West genre. It’s kind of like the first Star Wars movie, called ‘Star Wars’, that George Lucas made from his memory of the fun sci-fi pulp stories and serials that he grew up with.

Tony Smith
Tony Smith
4 years ago

I don’t remember hearing u guys say it so I was shocked & so boring I had to turn it off & probably will just watch it listening to my music to see the gore scenes but yeah so far not a fan. 4 hrs Jay you’re nuts! Didn’t even show the abduction so that was lame. Hopefully a better movie next week!

Nicolas
Nicolas
4 years ago

To add to your comments, there’s a rich tradition of the Western crossover with Horror, Sci Fi & Fantasy called ‘Weird West’. That’s the correct genre for this movie, I think. There’s lots of fun stories in this genre from the pulp writers 60-100 years ago; Robert E Howard is maybe the most well known. It’s cowboys & vampires, cowboys & ghosts or aliens, that kind of thing, a really fun niche genre in these classic pulp stories.

I think of the John Carter novels as having some roots in this tradion too, especially the first one.

‘Bone Tomahawk’ is a modern take on this classic Weird West genre, with good actors, production, effects, and writing, 9/10 buy!

‘Weird West’ isn’t talked about very much, so another great example to help get a sense of it, try ‘Valley of the Gwangi'(1969), Ray Harryhausen’s cowboys & dinosuars project.

Lady Phantom
Lady Phantom
4 years ago
Reply to  Nicolas

Thanks for the info, Nicolas! I can’t promise I will watch them, because as I stated on the podcast, I generally don’t like westerns. I liked this because even though it was set in the old west, it wasn’t really about that. This seems like something way more realistic and gritty than other horror tropes… but hey, you never know.

Nicolas
Nicolas
4 years ago
Reply to  Lady Phantom

I forgot about ‘Westworld’, the popular TV show, based on the great 1973 movie! That was a huge oversight on my part not mentioning that, since it’s maybe the most popular Weird West story people are watching right now.

‘Bone Tomahawk’ has an awesome monster, brutal realistic violence and horror. I think the philistines complaining so much about the slow pace don’t really understand what a good monster movie is. We see the monster tease in that amazing opening scene, and then there’s the gradual build up to the full reveal in the third act. This is the proper format for a monster movie, people; the pacing in ‘Bone Tomahawk’ is absolutely correct.

Lady Phantom, ‘Valley of the Gwangi’ is a really fun dinosaur + cowboys movie to watch with the nieces and nephews on a Saturday afternoon, not scary, not horror, just some good clean monster fun.

Lady Phantom
Lady Phantom
4 years ago
Reply to  Nicolas

I’ve heard a lot about Westworld. Alas, I don’t have HBO, so there’s that.
I totally agree about the pace of the movie. I wasn’t bored for a second; I was invested.
Erm… I’m going to respectfully say nope to that dinosaur thing. I really don’t like the idea of westerns plus dinosaurs. I hardly like westerns at all, as you know. But thanks for the recommendation!

Libby Roach
Libby Roach
4 years ago

Great episode! I LOVED this movie, and thought you did a great job covering it.
I had put off watching it, for 5 years, because it was a western. Because westerns mostly suck. But this film is a standout amongst westerns, as well as horror films. Fantastic cast, great story all the way through, thoroughly enjoyed! I thought the minimal use of sound, and all that walking, were awesome, purposeful and effective, tools used to get us into the feel of the era. While we, in our day, might fly through a landscape in a fast car, with our own soundtrack playing, here we are forced to walk with them in the silence.
I’ve never liked a western more! Great pick, Lady Phantom!!
I’m a big fan of this show, have been listening weekly since the first episode!

Lady Phantom
Lady Phantom
4 years ago
Reply to  Libby Roach

Thank you so much, Libby! I couldn’t agree more with everything you say. It’s a quiet, well paced movie, no matter what anybody says. It’s good to find a wester that is actually good.
Thanks for listening and commenting!

Sam from Snomonton
Sam from Snomonton
4 years ago

Great review, and glad y’all liked it! I agree J, it’s a masterpiece! And bored… not even close. The rescue premise, characters, trogolodytes, special effects, sound, dread… oh the dread, was all great. I agree seeing them make it back and how they go about their life would have added to feature, but understand and appreciate the abrupt ending.

I anticipate any and all works of Zahlers. He even got me into reading.
As mentioned on commenting on the last episode, he has 2 great and dark western/thriller horror novels that include a rescue mission and brutal gore. A congregation of jackals and
Wraiths of a broken land. 5 books in total with a new book coming out in the next several weeks.

Lady Phantom
Lady Phantom
4 years ago

Oooh, that sounds good, Sam!

Glad you enjoyed the episode. It’s a truly great movie.